i love pink. always have. always will.
she stopped her performance mid-song for a little girl who was crying in the audience because of a fight. pink consoles her with a frog and a rice krispie treat.
love her.
The In-N-Out Burger chain applied for permits to open near the intersection of I-35 and Airport Boulevard in Austin.
WHAAAAAATTTTT!!!!?????!!!
every couple of nights i give my mom a pedicure...tonight she was sitting there with her feet on my bed and then...
mom: do i have a cameltoe?
me:
me: BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA.....*CHOKE SNORT WHEEZE*....HHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA...
mom: what's wrong? do i? do i have a cameltoe?
me: *fighting to catch my breath between laughs* WHAAAAAAT? HOLD ON! *calls brother*
brother: hello?
me: *fighting through the laughter* I WAS HAHAHAHAAA DOING MOMS FEET...HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA...AND SHE WANTS TO KNOW...HAHAHAAAAHAAA...IF SHE HAS A...A....A CAMELTOE...*DIES*
mom: (in the background) what? do i? what?
brother: *starts laughing hard* OH HELL NO...HAAAAAHAHAHAA...*CLICK*
me: *looks at phone then mom* HEEE HUNG UP ON MEEEE HAAAAHAHAHAA....MOM...LEMME SHOW YOU...
me: *googles cameltoe and shows mom*
mom: oh...well...i don't have one of those...but why do they call them camel toe?
me: *googles camel feet and shows mom*
mom: oh.
we both laugh hard for a while.
i loooove my mom.
Me. Unphased.
BITCH
i wonder what taylor swift whispered to her. i bet it was something really dirty or maybe mean and bitchy and unbecoming of “america’s sweetheart”. maybe something like…”i’m gonna steal your boyfriend, fuck him, break up with him, write songs about it and win grammys…nice to meet you…i’m taylor swift.”
A vortex water fountain sculpture called Charybdis, created by artist William Pye. The fountain sits in front of the Seaham Hall Hotel in County Durham in the UK.
watch the video
this is beautiful.
WANT
It’s $29.99 at Target. I just saw this and my sister wouldn’t let me buy it.
SOMEONE GET ME THESE.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
i want the shield I WANT THE SHIELD
