February 2011
OH MY GOD!
I just killed half a LARGE box of special k. I sliced some fresh strawberries on top of the first bowl (maybe too many, so I had to keep serving cereal to finish the berries…yeah…that’s it). It was SOOOOOO good.
Now it’s time for my stomach to start cramping. I know milk upsets my tummy, but you can’t eat cereal with water…I don’t care what Craig momma...
So this is what an awards ceremony looks like when...
lenxo:
*cough*Grammy’s*cough*
BA-ZINGA!
That tie. No.
The look on Helena Bonham Carter's face.
Anne's opening dress...
LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVE IIIIIITTT!
Watching the Oscars (Academy Awards)...
JAMES FRANCO HAS AN AMAZING ASS! (Black Swan dream snippet in the begining) someone post a screen cap! Please!
ONE OF THE SEXIEST THINGS A GUY CAN WEAR...
…is a nice fitting pair of jeans…shirt not necessary…shoes and socks not necessary. In my opinion…it’s the cleanest…most sexy looks a male can have. Not baggy jeans. Not saggy jeans. Not skinny jeans. Just a simple nice fitting pair of jeans.
Oh…and if you decide to wear a shirt…a simple white tee or wifebeater.
Mmm…so nice.
In the mood to stab someone again...
I predict this person will have an extra hole in their body midway through this year.
American Dad...
*Haley walks up to a room where Roger is tending bar*
Haley: give me a coke.
Roger: one diet coke coming right up.
Haley: I didn't say diet.
Roger: no, but your thighs did. I heard you coming a mile away. (*makes rubbing sounds with hands and whispers*) here comes haley. Here comes haley. here comes haley.
donate to planned parenthood in john boehner's... →
thisbloghearsmyconfessions:
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rosietint:
the info section reads:
On Friday, February 18th the U.S. House of Representatives voted to pass a Republican-backed amendment to H.R. 1 that will strip Planned Parenthood from all federal funding.
These funds pay for services such as cancer screenings, breast exams, STD testing and birth control. They are never used to pay for...
OMG...THAT LADY GAGA SPEECH WAS HORRIBLE...
Whitney Houston? Really?
Ps…why did her face look pixelated?
Justin beiber has cameltoe...
What?