There is half a day left in 2010. (1pm)
This has been a very strenuous year. At midnight…I will close my eyes, clear my head and will myself to have a good 2011. In my heart and mind, the coming year has so much good in store. I feel like I’m at a turning point. Not just because of what the calendar says…but because I feel like I’m on the verge of something. So…my wish to all of you out in the tumblr...
How I love to hate you...I love to hate you...I...
I LOOOVE TO HAAATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
OHHHHH HELL NO! BITCH…YOU MUSTA LOST YO DAMN MIND!… Eh…that is all. Goodnight. giggles
Spinning In The Fields Of My Mind: MY HAIR →
verosays: thedvsangel: Today…being that I wasn’t planning on doing much, I decided to put my hair up in a tight bun. Now…my hair when left alone, curls, so when I knot it up…my hair curls even more. I let my hair down before bed to brush it out and pull it back into a ponytail. When I pulled the elastic out of my… Who told you to try to brush that rat nest? Just go shave it off already all...
ANOTHER SEXY HAIKU
pull my hair gently oh I love the way it hurts FUCK! I SAID GENTLY!
Today…being that I wasn’t planning on doing much, I decided to put my hair up in a tight bun. Now…my hair when left alone, curls, so when I knot it up…my hair curls even more. I let my hair down before bed to brush it out and pull it back into a ponytail. When I pulled the elastic out of my hair…my hair exploded to full lion king mode. Needless to say…I...
CONFESSIONS OF A NOT-SO-TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN
me: Say bitch. You lookin fine. Can a nigga hit?
jv: Wow. Ur so raunchy
me: I know, huh?
me: Wait....u at work?
me: oh. Well I hear u be sluttin it out at the clubs now.
jv: Lol. That is true. I've been makin a name for myself in weho. I'm a mess, but i have a vision. My psychic said i will be rich and in amazing shape in 2011
me: Oh god. Ms cleo just wanted ur money. That bitch headwrap on too tight...but, it seems like ur becoming comfortable with yaself.
jv: Ur very right
jv: Im still a mess inside...Hhahahaha
me: Well...u'll slut around for a bit...Then one day....U'll wake up...and things will be different...U'll feel....done with petty things. Clear.
jv: Wooooow...Truer wordz has neva been spoke.
me: Ooh gurl..I'm havin an Oprah moment. Where Gayle at?...lol... I best stop befo I try to give yo ass a car
jv: lol @ Oprah moment
jv: Give me a new beetle
me: haha..You gonna make someone a good wife
jv: uh...u mean A good husband
me: Whatever.Potato tomato.
jv: I dunno why ppl think im feminine and bottom...Lol Im a oral 93% top
me: I think it's the black woman personality thing
me: The rest of the time...Ur...LALALA...GIMME DRUGS AND DICK...LALALA...I'MA QUEEN...LALALA OPRAH AND WEAVE.:/
jv: Lololololol First of all. I really dont like dick
me: Lies...I smell it on ya breath
jv: and the Drugs are recreational
me: Recreational implies during freetime, not all the time
Jv: hush bitch.
me: Lol...and, well...The 7% is louder than the 93%
jv: Lol...plus...I have never bottomed. My hymen is in tact
me: and you wonder why they think ur a fem bottom?
jv: hush, girl. well...I gotta go get my weave tightened. I'll hit you up later.
davidkphan: The Dos Equis commercials crack me up Are you watching Silent Hill on Syfy? Cause I am…and there sure are a lot of dos equis commedrcials which by the way are starting to sound like Chuck Norris trivia…with the name changed. Oh yeah…I said ur name the other night in my dream. I woke up and was like..”WTF WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?”
invisible inc.: kids, snow, fear, allies and dicks... →
motionsensorsoundtrack: every car on my block has a big dick carved out of the snow on their back window but mine…I know the culprits. I caught these 3 kids messing with my dog last year, innocent stuff or they would be limping now, but I caught them in the act and snuck up on them and they got seriously bombed with… Can you imagine the conversation? Hooligan 1: look at this...
Conversations with my Dad Part I
askvero: Dad: How did you get your walls so dirty?! Me: I don’t know. Dad: You don’t even have kids. Me: I guess I am just that talented. :) Dad: (under breathe) or that dirty. I agree with your dad. Dirtygirl.
John Denver and The Muppets - 12 Days Of Christmas