October 2010
Testing
thedvsangel FTW!
Edit testing….yes!
September 2010
Dear Pussy Galore (Chimpy)...
I saw the photo again of your music project. I realized I have a problem. I liked your pic for two reasons. Office supplies (officemax and staples circulars are like porn to me) and organization. Then I liked it for another reason. I wanted to make a mess of your organization, But then 1) i’d freak out cause of all the mess…and 2) i’d get excited cause I get to...
July 2010
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YET ANOTHER SEXY HAIKU
As I licked my lips,
I put it up to my mouth,
HOOOONK, oh yes, Vuvuzela.
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MY QUESTION ABOUT PORN...
Ok…here’s the story…bored one day, layin in bed, i decided to have a little fun…so i pulled up some porn on my phone (i know all the best sites by heart…hehehe) and started going to town. During my excursion, the “movie” began to interest me as this tiny woman was actually being impaled by the biggest..ok well u know…anyway…there was no way...
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I'M STUCK IN A BASEMENT, SITTIN' ON A TRICYCLE,...
OH YEAH....WONDER WOMAN!...
Ok…i may be late on this…and everyone may have given their opinion…but Wonder Woman’s new look was revealed at the recent comicon convention and word on the street is that this new look may be the costume used for the upcoming Wonder Woman movie. After seeing this outfit, i was pissed. Wonder Woman looked like a crime fighting hooker. Her once shapley bossom, now looked...
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...lying in my bed, i hear the clock tick and i...
So…12:34. What to wish for…i wish i was a billionaire….sike…no i don’t. Mo’ money, Mo’ problems…well…No money Mo’ problems too, so you’re fucked either way, right? So..i’ll wish for a unicorn. I could keep him hidden, feed him apples, and ride him nude when no one is looking…and when i get bored, which is inevitable, i...
March 2010
OMG...I HATED THIS SONG WHEN IT WAS SANG OVER AND...
and SYLVIA MARTINEZ IS STILL A WHORE. SHE’LL LOVE YOU MORE.
TODAY I TRIED TO "VAJAZZLE" MY "VAJAYJAY"
…FUCK YOU J.LOVE…HOT GLUE AND MY COOTER DON’T MIX…
February 2010
SITUATION: SMALL PLANE CRASHES INTO 7 STORY...
…is it necessary to announce that there are FBI offices in the next building? shouldn’t that be priveledged information?…also…to the news people and the man who wanted to remain anonymous…ANONYMOUS = UNKNOWN…I can describe you perfectly, right down to THE NAMETAG YOU WERE WEARING!…dumbasses…
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I hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my...
I totally plan on singing this when i’m exiting the plane on my next visit to LA. At the top of my lungs. With alot of enthusiasm…and my trusty stripper/slut/miley moves. Do i need a cigarette in my mouth?…should i get liqoured up on the plane for effect?…wow…it’s hard being me…i also need a cardigan, short shorts and boots. IMA LOOK SO HIPSTER! YASSS!!!!!...
GOTTA LOVE MY MOM...
me: (on the phone with L who is at blockbuster) look for x-men origins: wolverine
her: are y'all looking for porn?
me: yes, mom...'cause that's what we do...look for porn..at blockbuster
her: well, your dad's favorite was SEVEN INCHES IN SNOW.
me: WHAT? MOM!
her: yeah. she was dressed like snow white and...
me: EWWW!!...MOM!!!...OH MY GAWD!!!...STOP!!!
her: what? she was.
thanks mom, for smutting up the disney princesses.
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1:50 a.m.
…barely speaking, but my silence says more than my words ever could…laying in the darkness…rolling around an empty bed…is it cold…or is it me?…my blankets are warm…i have nothing left to say…i just want to fucking sleep…and be happy…i never get that part right…shit.
January 2010
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TO THE EXTREME I ROCK THE MIC LIKE A VANDAL, LIGHT...
word.
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MIGHTY MORPHINE POWER RANGERS
…i been watching it on ABC (11-12 ct.) for months now (don’t judge me, u watched jersey shore)…and recently they’ve been airing the re-vamped original episodes…YES!…more than ever i wanna talk with overzealous hand movement and really bad puns and one liners…ahhh…i’m looovin’ it!…back to my shows! **highkicks air for no...
