July 2009
hoarr:
jaimeleigh:
Dude, I included the commenter name in the picture. I wasn’t attributing the comment to you—just pointing out the irony. Simmer down.
Irony? What’s that? Is that like rain on your wedding day? Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife??
Shit’s all good.
you’re so alanissy…we should move to canada and harvest maple syrup from the trees…but...
i think i need to stop telling my retarded secrets...
I swear to Christ I heard a god-damned Dracula underneath my bed!
– The Andy Dick Show was so great. (via forwhenifeellikesharing)
i’m such a fuckin chicken…i love scary movies…but they scare the shit out of me…even bad ones…hehehe i loooove em…but i swear i have said that like a few months ago when i was a kid.
OMG...I THINK I DID IT...I THINK I HAVE FINALLY...
Got A Question?
hoarr:
I’ve never been one to fully share my views, my opinions, or what happens in my personal life (save for tales of drunken debauchery) on this site. Given that, I’ve always wondered how I’m perceived. Someone yesterday let me know that I had hit the highest ranked Austin Tumblr Blog (big honor, lemme *yawn* tell ya), and I’ve rarely touched upon who I actually am.
So, I’ll give you a...
Apparently Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo are over.
emoney:
alisaferrara:
o my. what has the world come to? this is soooo serious.**
**note sarcasm
SWEET! he needs to focus! GO COWBOYS! lol
**high 5 emoney!**
delbertshoopman:
Well it’s that time of year again where I make a Video invitation to my birthday party…. HERE IT IS FOR 2009!!!
Also, this is just what your Sunday morning called for… it’s dance time!!
(Here’s last years video invitation, I was wasted, puked 20mins after video)
*This video warrants another letter to my parents explaining to them that I’m not gay in any way shape or form,...
...then this happened...
Him: well, we'll be there soon, i'm driving 80
Me: I would have driven 100
Him: HA! You and your two best friends, a tomato and Liza Minnelli?!
Me: **Gasp!** I can't believe you just said that to me!
i showed him this…..
reblog with how you came up with your username.
teawithlemon:
mynameisfluffybunnyslippers:
revadarius:
withafunnyheart:
efyyness:
youmaybeoffended:
scatterhearted:
eyesofjealousy:
takemewherethesun:
i got mine from the song “Make It or Not” by We The Kings. (:
I was writing and felt poetic. I’m not kidding. Haha.
I got mine from the song “Scatterheart” by Bjork.
Landlock Blues by Bright Eyes
Was googling images of Effy...
Texts from Last Night:
tanya77:
baconbaconbacon:
(337): I had a Bacon McGriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
via textsfromlastnight
A BABY ANGEL!!!!!!!!
lmaooo…i literally laughed my ass off off off