June 2009
Leonard Hofstadter: Hey, Penny. How's work.
Penny: Great! I hope I work at the Cheescake Factory forever!
Sheldon Cooper: Was that sarcasm?
Penny: No.
Sheldon Cooper: Was *that* sarcasm?
Penny: Yes.
Sheldon Cooper: Was that sarcasm?
Leonard Hofstadter: All right!
topherchris:
I’m seriously considering posting my townhouse’s MLS entry. So you’d have my address… What’s the worst that could happen?
hehehe…DOOOO IIIIIITTTT….I’M SEARCHING FOR ESCORT SERVICES IN YOUR AREAS AS WE SPEAK.
**EDIT**
MALE ESCORTS…
I'm one "Hey didja hear that Michael Jackson...
For the folks who Tumbl in Austin, otherwise...
krystalgomez:
seagull:
An email chain from 8 years ago that some random person posted on their Facebook. Bolded are my favorite parts; italics are mine, too. Rules for living in Austin:
“1. First you must understand that Austin is not Texas, but Austin is in the heart of Texas. The rest of Texas is defined by two zones — the vaguely scary, inbred country regions, and the extremely scary,...
Dear Lisa Marie,
c-notesbarandgrill:
Thanks to your comment, I have now trimed my legs. I hope you are happy, see what you did?
Love,
Carlos
buaaaahahahaha…
**chants**
pics! pics! pics! pics! pics!
i was just wondering why you were only hairy up to your knees…is it because you wear hooker boots and you feel no need to shave what they don’t feel?
just wondering.
discodazzler:
Michael Jackson - Don’t Stop Til...
Who will be the new King of Pop?
misfittoys:
(via lolitas)
If someone says Jonas Brother I’ll stab a bitch.
lmfaoooooooo
yeah...who's the dumbass that started the tmz/mj...
Michael Jackson Dies
Michael Jackson Dies
Posted Jun 25th 2009 5:20PM by TMZ Staff
We’ve just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50. Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back. Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris...
robgonemild:
RobGoneMild’s Summer Music Series
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finally...pandora takes her finger out of her...
she’s been playing fuck you all day…and it’s been pissing me off…now…she’s back on track…that’s my good little bitch.
How strongly would you judge me if I said that the...
krystalgomez:
seriouslythough:
(via thumbwrestlinginbaltimore)
not at all…if we were in the same room, i’d share my stash of goobers, twizzlers, and gummies…
Remember how I said I planned to make a move this...
twothirty:
Just thought I would share because I can’t stop smiling. (Here’s a pic of us if you want to see how gorgeous she is. Oh, here’s another one.)
i love stories like this…so happy for you…sooo cute…
Watchc-notesbarandgrill:
NKOTB- Please don’t go Girl
I would never leave you Joey……..uh I mean this video is a classic.
OK…THAT SEALS IT..ima send you a nkotb joey hat…you know the black one that was worn by debbie gibson/tiffany/every teenage girl in the 80’s with a hot pink joey pin.
are ya'll watchin' this bitch on tv say that...
awesome-everyday:
Are you fucking kidding me?
Teenagers have been having sex since before the egyptians started wrapping up dead people.
Get with the fuckin’ times.
Teach kids to use condoms and talk to their parents about birth control.
i watched this…dumbass woman irked me..what was really funny was all the kids signing the contracts were pre-pubescent…a virgin parade of...
