March 2009
I leave AskVero's side for an hour, just one...
askvero:
norsknowsnada:
and she manages to create great entertainment for all..leaving me to read all about it.
What the hell Vero!! Drama aint drama without my instigating play by play remarks!!
Lisa, watch out. Nora was looking to cut a bitch. She is from West Town, you don’t know about that.
oh you need a posse now vero? i thought you was hood? sup nora. **head nod**
AskVero...
askvero:
bellisima:
is my big sister.
Just wanted to throw that out there. Oh, and that she is the most aggressive little person I have yet to encounter.
LOL oh now you wanna claim me?
admitting it is the first step.
fmylife:
Today, I was at the doctors office and the doctor asked me, ” have you been having any sexual relations”? and the first thing that I blurted out was,”you mean with other people”? FML
lmaoooooo…i actually choked on my saliva laughing so hard
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:
fmylife:
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that’s why fat people shouldn’t be allowed in public. I’m 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
l.o.l.
lmao
am i the only person that thinks that robert pat....
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:
(via thedvsangel)
I watched the DVD with the commentary (because I am lame…eat it), and he already sounds as if he will snap. Poor kid didn’t know what he was getting into.
so did i…yeah…hehehe…that’s what gave me the idea…either that…or he’s gonna go into full vampire mode…wearing glitter all the time and...
Full Disclosure
mimilachula:
askvero:
The DVSAngel and I do not share the same dumpster. We each have our own. Thankyouverymuch.
huilas callejeras
lmao…you can come stay with me, nena…i’m not stingy like that bitch.
am i the only person that thinks that robert pat....
mimilachula:
(via thedvsangel) (why am i answering this?) Honestly, I think he loves it!!! but Tyler(Jacob) seems to have less patience for it…
well…in less than a year…he’ll be 18…and i’ll take care of jacob….lol…he’ll be ok.
am i the only person that thinks that robert pat....
Wanted....
altered3go27:
1.Mr. Bubble.
2.A friend with a camera.
Report to my bathtub imediately I need to take pictures of myself.
is this what i think it is?
can someone get the crashcart? i think tumblr's...
robgonemild:
(via thedvsangel)
It’s ‘cause I was out of town. Don’t worry I’m back to bring the awesome back to tumblr. :p
thanks cutie!
Photo behind link →
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:
csk says, “This Dot is trapped in his box and he doesn’t want to be. He wants me to eat him but I cannot get him out without ripping the box. I refuse to rip the box. Waw.” —-
walpaper:You must rip the box. The box is an inaminate object. But that Dot… That Dot need his destiny to be fulfilled by going into your tummy with the rest of his Dot family. He can’t be...
I have a meeting in less than 30 minutes and I am...
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:Go figure.
spacecowboy:I just wrote you a letter and am setting CD’s to burn while I drag myself and get to an art opening in London tonight as after this week its going to be home and hospitals for a month so must drag ass out and enjoy!
Good luck with the meeting, tomorrow I will post things out and then hopefully you will have even...
Dear Coco
altered3go27:
I kind of ate the cadbury eggs I was saving for you. Sorry.
Love,
Carlos.
dear coco and carlos,
you can have my share of cadbury eggs for easter. i am scared of them.
lisa
Watchfor c…don’t forget…for the next one…lol…
oh shit...twilight confession i forgot to post!
i own a shirt that says ” I LOVE BOYS THAT SPARKLE. “…my cousin bought it for me before i ever read the books, cause she went wacko for twilight and didn’t look crazy.
now i own a shirt that looks like it could reference twilight vampires, gay men, or drag queens. i love my gays. they make me look not crazy.
amazon search for "girl scout cookies" →
evanwalsh:
scout:
brought to my attention by Neil Gaiman who claimed it “broke his brain.”
wolf urine? morgan freeman’s cookbook? what the fuck? all 4 pages are guaranteed to be the best thing i see all day.
vaginal speculums?…are they for real with that?….lmaooooooooooo
can someone get the crashcart? i think tumblr's...
Watchmanic monday….something to start the week…
As Harry looked at her, he lowered his hand...
thisbloghearsmyconfessions:
trapeze:
lolitas:
:’)
this may be a stupid question…but if he lowered his hands and touched the scar on his forhead…um…where?…how?…picasso?
nevermind.
i disowned my twitter.
what i have to say usually can’t be said in less than two hundred characters. and i usually have alot to say…or not. and i hate that it’s the NEW thing. like it was just invented…and that burgerking has a twitter…what does burger king twitter?
dropped fries…
fries ready…
order 43 up.
out of mr pibb.
i hate my job.
what? no.
fuck you twitter.
I am such an idiot.
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:
(I am going to do a search to see how many blogs I have started that way).
I thought my work Mexico trip was this weekend so I scheduled concerts and whatnot for next weekend and my damn trip is NEXT FUCKING WEEKEND. I don’t know if I should blow off my concerts or blow off Mexico? I really don’t want to go to Mexico…I am not a beach type of girl but I already...
