February 2009
ooold skooooo
Money Problems
ryanpurtill:
No what sucks? When you go to a bar and black out and then you wake up the next day with no money.
But no what really sucks? When you go to a bar and black out and you wake up with more money in your wallet than when you left…and your jaw is sore.
lmaooooo
Watermelon or Sour Apple
ryanpurtill:
All Ranchers are Jolly if they are being sucked on.
so are most guys.
i think you people are asleep, so i’m having...
“I like the way you lick the champagne glass. It makes me wanna stick my dick in...”
– brother marquis, 2 live crew, pop that pussy
:D
jusssst a swaaangin….y’all rememba...
oh snap...guess who's dancing around to the song...
—————>this bitch, yup…me!<—————
someone tell me they remember this song…i...
“you contradicted yourself on one liners, you said “i don’t think i do that” and...”
– Damn it all. This is why I hate e-mail. I cannot argue that I didn’t contradict myself because it is like RIGHT THERE! (via chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy)
this is the internet and his argument is invalid. you can be anything…
butterfly in the skyyyyyy
i can go twice as hiiiiiiiiigh
take...
I really just want to be swimming at Barton...
(via allthatglittersispink)
i loooooved barton springs…for those of you that don’t know…barton springs is a spring fed pool in austin that is known to be rather cool in temp….anywho…i was wading in the waist deep water one day…and found a warm spot…(there happens to be some scattered here and there…as they are spring fed.) and i yelled to my...
son of a bitch!...hot naked men are all over my...
fuckit.
saintnate rocks...
he knows why…i can’t wait…hehehe.
"The back reflector was taken off, but if you... →
(via seagull)
That was easy. She wasn't following me. unfollow.
goldfish:
and that means no more semi-naked perfect men making me feel fat.
oooooooouuuch…
Now I have a dilemma, to stop following...
(via goldfish)
oops. crap.
Who would you want to narrate your life?
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:
branduponthebrain:
Ira Glass or Werner Herzog Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, and Morgan Freeman would be second tier candidates.
Hugh Laurie…in french
jennifer tilly….or dolly parton…
Is It Weird...
hoarr:
that I’m already working on my Halloween costume for this year? I bought some boots over the weekend that has already started the ball rolling and I have figured out everything I need plus the time needed to fully complete the look.
The costume can be completed in a month, but it’ll take three to four months of exercising to get where I’ll need to be to wear it. I did a similar thing...
When you go down...
(via havent-got-a-prayer)
make it count…make him remember your name…make his knees weak…if he’s not sleepy when you’re done…you’re doing it wrong.
Before Work.
havent-got-a-prayer:
Mike: Uh Paul, I left the door unlocked this whole time. Anyone could be creeping around in here. [Walks inside] Mike: HELLO?! Paul: If there is a criminal in here, I really don’t think that they are going to answer you.
believe it or not…i’ve been in this exact place before.
SNAPS IS THE NAME OF THE GAME. THE NAME OF THE...
Pay attention!
**snap** **snap** **snap** **snap** **snap**
So, did you hear it?
Seriously?
Yes, it’s that easy.
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DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?
amandawantsacookie:
My grandfather is sick..really sick. Tomorrow, he will be in the hospital for a month. Watching his confidence fade right before my eyes is heart wrenching. The fact that there is no way I can help him or ease his pain tears my insides into little pieces. I’m not good with saying goodbye to those that I love more than I love myself. I did it once before with my father and I...
Curiosity Question
mimilachula:
86400:
ashlyn:
How many pillows do you have on your bed?
There are five pillows that live in the bedroom, sometimes all five are in use between me and Boots (who sometimes likes to have one between her knees), sometimes only two.
There is a shitload of pillows on my bed, they all get thrown on the floor when I get under the covers…I just don’t like pillows
lots of...
thanks for sticking with me through my reblogging...
