In-N-Out Burger aims to open in North Loop area →
The In-N-Out Burger chain applied for permits to open near the intersection of I-35 and Airport Boulevard in Austin. WHAAAAAATTTTT!!!!?????!!!
every couple of nights i give my mom a...
mom: do i have a cameltoe?
me: BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA.....*CHOKE SNORT WHEEZE*....HHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA...
mom: what's wrong? do i? do i have a cameltoe?
me: *fighting to catch my breath between laughs* WHAAAAAAT? HOLD ON! *calls brother*
me: *fighting through the laughter* I WAS HAHAHAHAAA DOING MOMS FEET...HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA...AND SHE WANTS TO KNOW...HAHAHAAAAHAAA...IF SHE HAS A...A....A CAMELTOE...*DIES*
mom: (in the background) what? do i? what?
brother: *starts laughing hard* OH HELL NO...HAAAAAHAHAHAA...*CLICK*
me: *looks at phone then mom* HEEE HUNG UP ON MEEEE HAAAAHAHAHAA....MOM...LEMME SHOW YOU...
me: *googles cameltoe and shows mom*
mom: oh...well...i don't have one of those...but why do they call them camel toe?
me: *googles camel feet and shows mom*
we both laugh hard for a while.
i loooove my mom.
i'm saddened by the happenings in boston
but it’s pissing me off that so many graphics are being made with tumblr addresses plastered across them. it looks more like a cry for attention, followers, reblogs, and likes rather than a sincere gesture. people racing to put out a graphics that will be the most popular seen. if you’re gonna make one, take your time, check your grammar and spelling, and make sure you don’t...
me destroying all the basics.
if i hearted your shameless post and you came to see who i am…i heart you guys. you had similar feels than i. …i wish that i could make a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we could all eat it and be happy…
names-are-overrated: I nearly cried at this season finale. Why do they end it and wait til next January for the next season always Dx WHAT? PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE EXAGGERATING… JANUARY? i don’t know if i have the strength.
shameless season finale...(no spoilers)
all the emotions. all of them. next season is so far away!! whyyyyyyyy????
dementedreality: jaylautner: Why i just laughed so hard and loud at this…my new favorite vid. OMFG! BAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHHAAA!!
imabloodymartian: hoaran: this is my favorite video of all time look at how funky he is…I will never be hip. i always used to talk about this movie and this scene in particular with my friend. lol..