May 2013
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April 2013
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In-N-Out Burger aims to open in North Loop area →
The In-N-Out Burger chain applied for permits to open near the intersection of I-35 and Airport Boulevard in Austin. WHAAAAAATTTTT!!!!?????!!!
Apr 25th
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every couple of nights i give my mom a...
mom: do i have a cameltoe?
me:
me: BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA.....*CHOKE SNORT WHEEZE*....HHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA...
mom: what's wrong? do i? do i have a cameltoe?
me: *fighting to catch my breath between laughs* WHAAAAAAT? HOLD ON! *calls brother*
brother: hello?
me: *fighting through the laughter* I WAS HAHAHAHAAA DOING MOMS FEET...HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA...AND SHE WANTS TO KNOW...HAHAHAAAAHAAA...IF SHE HAS A...A....A CAMELTOE...*DIES*
mom: (in the background) what? do i? what?
brother: *starts laughing hard* OH HELL NO...HAAAAAHAHAHAA...*CLICK*
me: *looks at phone then mom* HEEE HUNG UP ON MEEEE HAAAAHAHAHAA....MOM...LEMME SHOW YOU...
me: *googles cameltoe and shows mom*
mom: oh...well...i don't have one of those...but why do they call them camel toe?
me: *googles camel feet and shows mom*
mom: oh.
we both laugh hard for a while.
i loooove my mom.
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i'm saddened by the happenings in boston
but it’s pissing me off that so many graphics are being made with tumblr addresses plastered across them. it looks more like a cry for attention, followers, reblogs, and likes rather than a sincere gesture. people racing to put out a graphics that will be the most popular seen. if you’re gonna make one, take your time, check your grammar and spelling, and make sure you don’t...
Apr 15th
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me destroying all the basics.
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Apr 15th
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Apr 9th
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if i hearted your shameless post and you came to see who i am…i heart you guys. you had similar feels than i. …i wish that i could make a cake out of rainbows and smiles and we could all eat it and be happy…
Apr 8th
names-are-overrated: I nearly cried at this season finale. Why do they end it and wait til next January for the next season always Dx WHAT? PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE EXAGGERATING… JANUARY? i don’t know if i have the strength.
Apr 8th
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shameless season finale...(no spoilers)
all the emotions. all of them. next season is so far away!! whyyyyyyyy????
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dementedreality: jaylautner: Why i just laughed so hard and loud at this…my new favorite vid. OMFG! BAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHHAAA!!
Apr 1st
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March 2013
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imabloodymartian: hoaran: this is my favorite video of all time look at how funky he is…I will never be hip. i always used to talk about this movie and this scene in particular with my friend. lol..
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